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Chinese Fakeaway
A quick and satisfying homemade Chinese-style fakeaway featuring tender chicken, crisp vegetables, and a glossy savoury sauce served with rice. Big takeaway flavours with weeknight simplicity.
Chinese Beef Fried Rice
A quick and satisfying Chinese-style beef fried rice made with tender beef strips, fluffy rice, vegetables, and a savoury soy-based sauce. Perfect for a fast fakeaway at home.
Crispy Chilli Beef
Thin strips of crispy fried beef tossed in a sticky, sweet, and spicy chilli sauce. A Chinese takeaway classic that delivers crunch, heat, and bold flavour.
Chinese-Style Orange Chicken with Garlic Stir-Fried Noodles
Crispy battered chicken tossed in a sticky, sweet orange sauce, served with garlicky stir-fried noodles. A Chinese-style fakeaway classic bursting with citrus, savoury flavour, and crunch.
Bang Bang Chicken with Asian Slaw
Crispy chicken coated in a creamy, sweet, and spicy bang bang sauce, served with a fresh, crunchy Asian-style slaw. Big flavour, great texture, and perfect for a fakeaway night.
Kung Pao Chicken
A classic Chinese-style stir-fry featuring tender chicken, crunchy peanuts, dried chillies, and a bold savoury-sweet sauce. Fast, fiery, and packed with texture.
Chicken Chow Mein
A classic Chinese-style chicken chow mein made with tender chicken, crisp vegetables, and soft noodles tossed in a savoury soy-based sauce. Quick, satisfying, and better than takeaway.
Sticky Garlic Chicken Noodles
Sweet, savoury, and sticky noodles coated in a rich garlic sauce with tender chicken. A fast, comforting midweek dinner with big flavour and minimal effort.
Sticky Hoisin Chicken with Noodles
A fast and flavour-packed noodle dish with tender chicken coated in a sweet, savoury hoisin glaze. Better than a takeaway and on the table in minutes.
Crispy Chilli Chicken Bowl
A fakeaway favourite brought home: golden, crispy chicken tossed in a sticky sweet-chilli glaze, finished with fresh chilli and sesame, and served over fluffy rice. Big crunch, bold heat, and dangerously moreish.
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Creamy Tomato Basil Tortellini Soup
A rich and comforting soup made with tomatoes, garlic, fresh basil, and pillowy cheese tortellini finished with cream. Warming, indulgent, and perfect for an easy, cosy dinner.
Chilli & Rice
A hearty and comforting chilli served with fluffy rice. Rich, warming, and endlessly customisable — a dependable classic for any night of the week.
Kung Pao Chicken
A classic Chinese-style stir-fry featuring tender chicken, crunchy peanuts, dried chillies, and a bold savoury-sweet sauce. Fast, fiery, and packed with texture.
Crispy Chilli Beef
Thin strips of crispy fried beef tossed in a sticky, sweet, and spicy chilli sauce. A Chinese takeaway classic that delivers crunch, heat, and bold flavour.
Sausage, Eggs, Chips & Beans
No frills, just hearty comfort.
Jacket Potato with Mixed Salad
Crispy-skinned jacket potatoes loaded with creamy butter, melted cheese, and sour cream, served alongside a fresh, tangy mixed salad for balance.